Dead Baby Joke Thread
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Lord Meth |
Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 11:33 AM | Message # 16 |
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome Added (18/Oct/09, 11:29 Am) --------------------------------------------- What's difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When u jump on a trampoline, u take ur boots off Added (18/Oct/09, 11:33 Am) --------------------------------------------- What do u call a dead baby with no legs and no arms in the middle of the ocean? FUCKED How do u stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor
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eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 7:34 PM | Message # 17 |
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LMAO at the last one from Meth but the rest were BOO!!!! What's the most cost effective way to avoid child support, abstinence and profilactics? Falcon punch (you will know why this is technically a dead baby joke if you look it up)
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eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 7:37 PM | Message # 18 |
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Having second thoughts about motherhood a little bit too late? Adoption too long of a process? Try a forth trimester abortion today!
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 8:41 PM | Message # 19 |
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Quote (Lord Meth) What's difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When u jump on a trampoline, u take ur boots off i think 8 already used that one Quote (Lord Meth) What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome this was pretty fuckin funny to me though, but joker, the jokes are funny coz they makes us look like assholes, get it now?
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eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 11:29 AM | Message # 20 |
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But it's dead. How is it drowning in the first place?
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 3:30 PM | Message # 21 |
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Jesus? What, did he resuscitate it so that someone could drown it again?
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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ill |
Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 4:48 PM | Message # 22 |
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whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferrari i dont have a ferrari in my garage
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EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 27/Oct/09, 7:00 PM | Message # 23 |
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those first few ones made me wanna be sick,
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Adam |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 7:14 AM | Message # 24 |
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Hardly none of these jokes are funny, they are just situationally funny. Which is gay.
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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ill |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 9:09 AM | Message # 25 |
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Quote (Adam) Hardly none of these jokes are funny, they are just situationally funny. Which is gay. cut yourself
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EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 11:29 PM | Message # 26 |
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that last one was fucked up
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Adam |
Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 7:44 AM | Message # 27 |
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Man stfu. You always start something, but never follow threw.
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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ill |
Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 7:58 AM | Message # 28 |
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bahhh bahhh you fit the stereotype of people here perfectly
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Adam |
Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 8:03 AM | Message # 29 |
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What are you talking about?
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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ill |
Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 8:29 AM | Message # 30 |
Emcees
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put yourself on a pedestal cos you listen to "real" music, and cos your so englightened things like jokes and happiness and not being a cunt arent worth your time
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