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Dead Baby Joke Thread
Lord Meth Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 11:33 AM | Message # 16

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 What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

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What's difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When u jump on a trampoline, u take ur boots off

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What do u call a dead baby with no legs and no arms in the middle of the ocean?

FUCKED

How do u stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor

eboyd Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 7:34 PM | Message # 17

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 LMAO at the last one from Meth but the rest were BOO!!!! :D

What's the most cost effective way to avoid child support, abstinence and profilactics?

Falcon punch :D (you will know why this is technically a dead baby joke if you look it up)

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eboyd Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 7:37 PM | Message # 18

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 Having second thoughts about motherhood a little bit too late? Adoption too long of a process? Try a forth trimester abortion today! rofl
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EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 18/Oct/09, 8:41 PM | Message # 19

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What's difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When u jump on a trampoline, u take ur boots off

i think 8 already used that one

Quote (Lord Meth)
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome

this was pretty fuckin funny to me though,

but joker, the jokes are funny coz they makes us look like assholes, get it now?

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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 11:29 AM | Message # 20

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 But it's dead. How is it drowning in the first place? huh
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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 3:30 PM | Message # 21

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 Jesus? What, did he resuscitate it so that someone could drown it again? :D
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ill Date: Tuesday, 20/Oct/09, 4:48 PM | Message # 22

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 whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a ferrari

i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 27/Oct/09, 7:00 PM | Message # 23

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 those first few ones made me wanna be sick, throwup
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Adam Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 7:14 AM | Message # 24

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 Hardly none of these jokes are funny, they are just situationally funny. Which is gay.



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ill Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 9:09 AM | Message # 25

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Hardly none of these jokes are funny, they are just situationally funny. Which is gay.

cut yourself

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EmSeeD Date: Wednesday, 28/Oct/09, 11:29 PM | Message # 26

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 that last one was fucked up :o
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Adam Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 7:44 AM | Message # 27

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cut yourself

Man stfu. You always start something, but never follow threw.




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ill Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 7:58 AM | Message # 28

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 bahhh bahhh

you fit the stereotype of people here perfectly

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Adam Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 8:03 AM | Message # 29

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 What are you talking about?



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ill Date: Thursday, 29/Oct/09, 8:29 AM | Message # 30

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 put yourself on a pedestal cos you listen to "real" music, and cos your so englightened things like jokes and happiness and not being a cunt arent worth your time
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