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Dead Baby Joke Thread
8Diagrams Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 7:15 PM | Message # 1

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 "What's the difference between a trampoline and a box of dead babies?
I take my cleats off before jumping on my trampoline."
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NtG Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 7:59 PM | Message # 2

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 Whats the difference between chicken bones and dead babies?

I throw the dead babies in the garbage disposal.

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s0dr2 Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 8:04 PM | Message # 3

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 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

YOU GUYS ARE DISTURBED!!!!!!!!!

why do you drown babies to die?

so you can make room for something else to bring with you on the island like a wooden rod to beat your girl

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain



Message edited by sodr2 - Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 8:07 PM
Deadly-Sin Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 7:57 PM | Message # 4

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 Erik...delete this thread
Deadly-Sin Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 8:06 PM | Message # 5

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Why??????

Cause i get shit removed that isnt even bad and yet this thread gets a
blind eye turned to it and nothing happens to it..thats probabaly why
this also proves my point that i seem to be only one people get at
yet nobody looks at this thread and has a cry about it. so i thought i would
not only ITS DIGUSTING!

Message edited by Kriptah-Knite - Monday, 16/Mar/09, 8:06 PM
s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 19/Mar/09, 0:29 AM | Message # 6

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 why did the mother kill her baby
so she didnt have to raise and take care of it

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cry <--------TEARS OF LAUGHTER

*SLAPS THIGH*
*WIPES TEAR FROM EYE*

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain



Message edited by sodr2 - Thursday, 19/Mar/09, 0:30 AM
EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 21/Mar/09, 4:35 PM | Message # 7

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Cause i get shit removed that isnt even bad and yet this thread gets a
blind eye turned to it and nothing happens to it..thats probabaly why
this also proves my point that i seem to be only one people get at
yet nobody looks at this thread and has a cry about it. so i thought i would
not only ITS DIGUSTING!

this is the rant forum, your's was just shit. is this what inspired it all?

this is the rant forum

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why did the mother kill her baby
so she didnt have to raise and take care of it

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pfffffffffffffffffffff good one

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emseed Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 4:15 PM | Message # 8

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 why did the mother throw her baby in the trash?

8diagrams was the father

El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 4:20 PM | Message # 9

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why did the mother throw her baby in the trash?

8diagrams was the father


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JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

eboyd Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 8:03 PM | Message # 10

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 What's the best time to have sex with someone?

During rigor mortis -- the ultimate erection :D

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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 9:39 PM | Message # 11

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What do you call 300 dead babies?
An erection.

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Lord Meth Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 9:43 PM | Message # 12

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 Wats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

Pizzas dnt scream if u put them in an oven

eboyd Date: Wednesday, 14/Oct/09, 11:05 PM | Message # 13

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 Old....

Uncharted, 8 is saying that he gets an erection from 300 dead babies.

What do you call aborted fetuses?

Appetizers :D

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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 15/Oct/09, 3:11 AM | Message # 14

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 what do you call it when you're looking at a dead retarded baby?

a mirror

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ill Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 5:11 PM | Message # 15

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 whats the worst part about killing a baby

blood on your clown suit

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