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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:03 AM | Message # 166 |
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Not if I use my thread-resesitatiing skills.
Have yall seen Anchorman?
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:05 AM | Message # 167 |
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It's "resuscitating."
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| Render215 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:10 AM | Message # 168 |
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i was in the hospital once and a nurse started rubbing my leg... she said she wanted to give me a boner... lol I'll stop there..
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:13 AM | Message # 169 |
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NO!!!! You started it, now you need to tell us the rest! I'm intrigued! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Render215 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:18 AM | Message # 170 |
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then i woke up in a bathtub filled with ice... with a note attached to my chest with a bandaid... it said my kidneys had been removed and to seek immediate medical attention.. lol
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:23 AM | Message # 172 |
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hahahahahahahaahahahahaha resesitation complete!
What ever happened with that one girl erik?
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:31 AM | Message # 173 |
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RESUSCITATION DAMN YOU!!!!  Same old story. She told me she just wants to be friends. Story of my life there. Idk though. I have so many females gravitating my direction. They probably all want a shoulder to cry on though I swear, I feel like tell a girl "I NO LONGER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!" I swear, it's like "let me tell you about this guy who I'm dating who is treating me like shit even though you are a guy who would treat me right but I'd rather talk to you and get treated bad than date you and get rid of all my problems." Well FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!  I'm done with that shit. I have like 3-4 girls flirting with me now including a new one today that is like this female who is HOOOT and all the guys in the class I have with her gravitate to her but even though we've never spoken before today she came up to me and asked if we could partner up on our mid term. I really could care less. She's hot and if I get some pussy, YAY! If not, fuck it. If she wants to date me, even better. I'm not expecting anything at this point though. Fuck it. She's cool, but she probably doesn't want anything but a study partner.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Render215 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:43 AM | Message # 174 |
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If i go to college... i will be even more of a monster.... it wouldn't be fair 2 everyone... lol As for shoulder to cry on... i hate that shit... Why does being nice have 2 be so shitty? And why are girls so stupid sometimes with this subject? i swear... They need to take the refresher course on how to meet a gentleman like Render or Eboyd... I'll agree with 8diagrams, he said he was glad i was born... lol... me 2. i have to show all the ladies what a gentleman with some real class is like.... word. the next full moon will fall on my birthday... Can i get a Werewolf Smiley Face? lol i need one.
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 2:51 AM | Message # 175 |
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 Exactly man! It's ridiculous! So the guy that beats you is boyfriend material and the one who treats you well and obviously cares about you and sees you in an intimate light is not worthy and is just a good friend? Wtf? Backwards much?!?!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Render215 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 7:17 PM | Message # 176 |
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Entirely... That's why i'm on my fourth mail-order bride... She came in a crate. (and outside too  )
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Sunday, 05/Apr/09, 8:57 PM | Message # 177 |
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Imma B.A.M.F. (bad ass mutha fucka!) but still can treat the girls right.. 
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Monday, 06/Apr/09, 9:07 AM | Message # 178 |
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Im the type of guy to cuss out a girl (which is wrong) and not feel bad.
Like, Pac was seen spitting on that guy in that one interview and saying "Have a nice summer BYOTCH!"
Thats alot like something I would do, and then I end up not having the ass to back it up.
Same goes for girls.
I cuss people out and go off at the slighest things, but never react in violence.
I remember one time in class we were talking about Nature vs Nurture and this retarded girl was like "Most poor people are gang members" and I was like "Yo bitch! Yeah you! Fuck that! I know poor people and you dont see me wearing no damn bandanna! Freakin ignorance." Since it was one of my cooler teachers, he let me off with a day in the office.
And.
I got in trouble at home.
But I will always remain the same on that and I dont want to change it.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Message edited by ilikebacon3000 - Monday, 06/Apr/09, 9:08 AM
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 06/Apr/09, 9:13 AM | Message # 179 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) Im the type of guy to cuss out a girl (which is wrong) and not feel bad.
Like, Pac was seen spitting on that guy in that one interview and saying "Have a nice summer BYOTCH!"
Thats alot like something I would do, and then I end up not having the ass to back it up.
Same goes for girls.
I cuss people out and go off at the slighest things, but never react in violence.
I remember one time in class we were talking about Nature vs Nurture and this retarded girl was like "Most poor people are gang members" and I was like "Yo bitch! Yeah you! Fuck that! I know poor people and you dont see me wearing no damn bandanna! Freakin ignorance."
Since it was one of my cooler teachers, he let me off with a day in the office.
And.
I got in trouble at home.
But I will always remain the same on that and I dont want to change it.
LOL one time my teacher was doing this equation and asked this one girl "whats 9 + 3?" she said "27" the whole class was about to get ready and start busting out laughing,but the teacher said if anyone laughed she will give them detention...i called the girl a retarded bitch.Somebody gave her a calculator so she can see whats "9 + 3" she looked at the answer...STILL said it was 27(so she wouldnt look stupid).Dude i was fucking red crying laughing because it was so funny.
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| J-Breakz |
Date: Monday, 06/Apr/09, 12:31 PM | Message # 180 |
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she probly waz thnkn 9 times 3
livin life like some cheesy movie
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