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s0dr2 Date: Friday, 25/Sep/09, 2:15 PM | Message # 616

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ill host it lol

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

ThaScience Date: Friday, 25/Sep/09, 9:11 PM | Message # 617

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theres too much g** talk here. so heres something to make u think.. it will also make u lol.. i fell out my chair at 1.39 ;)



El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 2:49 PM | Message # 618

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I met one girl, she's from my college. Her name is Millie. She loves to talk to me, wherever I am, she's there too. But when I wanted to do her on the bus stop she didn't want it. She said its because of period. LOL I think she lied about that period. Good sailor can swim even right thru the Red Sea (if you know what I mean LMAO).
I think I'll just be nice for her for few days, I'm too horny to wait so long. LOL I'll have her drinkin my COCKA cola XD! Not far ago we were in the bus and there was only one empty seat. She took a seat but I told her to stand the fuck up. There's no fucking way, why should I stand and let her sit on her (sexy) ass? Fuck it, I told her to stand up, then I took a seat and said "you can sit on my knees". And she did it. Wooooaaaaaah if I knew, I'd pull out my cock before she sat down. She'd have a suprise while taking a seat XD

Anyway, the fucking problem is that she has no tities. I mean, she has but they are so fuckin small. I LOVE BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOBS!!! But she's beautiful, so I just hope she's got pussy. lol


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 5:35 PM | Message # 619

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I'm sure her pussy is nice, I've met girls like that before. Don't worry about it, man lol.

Yo idk whats wrong with her tits. Maybe she used to be a dude but she changed her sex? And those motherfuckers forgot about tits while performing sex reassignment surgery? Damn!!


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 6:42 PM | Message # 620

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Well, that'll be a crying game scenario if you find she has a dick.

Damn, nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'd have to fuck her in the ass

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Btw, could you contribute to my hot girls thread?

No doubt


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:36 PM | Message # 621

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Anal? Hell nah, man.

If she had a dick I'd have to put it in the ass


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:38 PM | Message # 622

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What about you have her suck YOUR dick?

Well, that's as clear as daylight. Im talkin about fucking part :D


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Adam Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:41 PM | Message # 623

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Then he would have to re-favor lol.

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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:44 PM | Message # 624

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Man, I saw her pic...I don't think she's a good target, anyway, tbh. Not because she doesn't have any...well, you know :D but because something about her...just doesn't quite look right <_<

Pic sucks but she looks waaaaay better in real life. Trust me, I wouldnt want to fuck a piece of shit, Supa Cocka got high-quality taste ;)


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:49 PM | Message # 625

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But dude, if you do get desperate enough to love her until you fucked her in the ass[/Ice Cube], I think you'll lose a little respect from me.

Love is something that sounds good when you talk about it. I talk about it to the girls I want to fuck. They believe me and the pussy is mine :D


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 9:55 PM | Message # 626

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Yo, dude, will you ever settle down with just one girl, you think?

Yes. When I'll be 50 years old or eventually when my dick will be too floppy for hoe hoppin' after whole life of fucking :D


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 10:02 PM | Message # 627

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So either way when you're settled down with just one you'll either be too old for fuckin' or too overfucked :D

Exactly :D


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 17/Oct/09, 9:26 AM | Message # 628

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Well, that sucks, because you find the girl that you think right but you aren't able to fuck her :(

Dont worry, I wont find Mrs. Right. At least I'll do my best to avoid her :)


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Uncharted Date: Saturday, 17/Oct/09, 12:21 PM | Message # 629

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Pic sucks but she looks waaaaay better in real life. Trust me, I wouldnt want to fuck a piece of shit, Supa Cocka got high-quality taste

i wanna see a picture of her


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 17/Oct/09, 1:49 PM | Message # 630

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i wanna see a picture of her

Picture only for the chosen ones :D Only VIPs can see that pic :D

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There is no Mrs. Right unless you think she is, man.

I already got Mrs. Right. We're together for ever and ever, she'll never cheat on me and vice versa. Its Mrs. Right HAND


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