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Chuck Norris Jokes
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| WestCoastKingz |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 11:37 AM | Message # 46 |
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Chuck Norris Shits out ROcks and Pisses 151
Gun Shots to the faaacee... Aint no trace of the body, mark found dead... But killin aint my hobby. Foo u best step back to da plate, dem choppas n ak's gon make my day...Yadidamean 
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| SnoeMan |
Date: Thursday, 12/Feb/09, 5:20 AM | Message # 47 |
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Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard... He has another fist. In the beginning there was Chuck Norris and nothing else... Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse-Kicked that nothing in the face... That was Big Bang Chuck Norris can Slam a Revolving Door. When Chuck Norris does push-ups he's actually pushing the Earth out of some asteroid's way.
Be safe! CCTV is watchin' you;)
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Thursday, 12/Feb/09, 11:56 AM | Message # 48 |
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Quote (SnoeMan) Chuck Norris can Slam a Revolving Door.
LMAO
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 12/Feb/09, 7:39 PM | Message # 49 |
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Chuck Norris can cool down the sun with his sperm.
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| SnoeMan |
Date: Friday, 13/Feb/09, 3:22 AM | Message # 50 |
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Be safe! CCTV is watchin' you;)
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Friday, 13/Feb/09, 3:44 AM | Message # 51 |
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Quote (SnoeMan) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Quote (SnoeMan) Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
 Chuck Norris can smash a diamond with his eyelids
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 09/Mar/09, 5:20 PM | Message # 52 |
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LMFAO!!!!
my new theme song
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 09/Mar/09, 5:23 PM | Message # 53 |
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oh... wow.........
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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battle record:
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Monday, 09/Mar/09, 5:31 PM | Message # 54 |
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man i dont get all this stuff about chuck norris who the eff is he?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 09/Mar/09, 5:35 PM | Message # 55 |
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Quote (sodr2) man i dont get all this stuff about chuck norris who the eff is he? 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Monday, 09/Mar/09, 5:37 PM | Message # 56 |
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Chuck norris and can suck and double take 2 wild horses.
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 23/Jun/09, 4:19 AM | Message # 57 |
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do this: -go to google.
-type in "find Chuck Norris"
-instead of hitting the regular "Search" button hit "I Feel Lucky."
-prepare to fall on the floor laughing.
-read what comes up.
-fall on the floor laughing.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| J-Breakz |
Date: Tuesday, 23/Jun/09, 5:16 AM | Message # 58 |
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chuck norris jokes r so lame now lol
livin life like some cheesy movie
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 23/Jun/09, 8:22 PM | Message # 59 |
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[quote=eboyd]do this:
-go to google.
-type in "find Chuck Norris"
-instead of hitting the regular "Search" button hit "I Feel Lucky."
-prepare to fall on the floor laughing.
-read what comes up.
-fall on the floor laughing. [/quote]
who posted that shit?
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