(Intro)
guy one: Hey man what ya doing?
guy two: Nothin just having a wank.
guy one:.......um......what?
guy two: *wanking noises* yeah man watching porn having a wank.
guy one:...right......... Ayyo i must confess, I love a large set of breast, Yeah chicks who can suck your dick
like it's a piece of corn, yo im talking about porn, That hardcore raw porn, a chick with her legs
in the air her back on the floor, giving head to 10 guys or more yeah i love....porn!
I sit back everyday after work, and me my dick start to go "work" in front of my laptop
im leaving cum spots on my caps-lock, sometimes i can't believe what i discover, sites
like "meanbitches" or "milfhunter", having a whack is my daily routine, My girlfriend hate's me when
she finds me pulling my cock, with one of her tops,(t-shirt) im such a pervert i i jerk my cock in porn
shops, over a dvd set box, hell yes i love to watch porn, from dusk to dawn, if im not laying my girl
on the floor, im kicking back watching porn, ,,,yeah i love it, cause it doesn't cost you a thing,
you don't have to buy it a diamond ring or be in love, you don't even have to buy her a drink
at the pub, just go on line, and you'll be find pullin your dick, over some hardcore porn flicks.
yes porn you gotta love it.