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The Comedy Cypher!!!!
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 08/Feb/11, 7:35 PM | Message # 46 |
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my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 15/Feb/11, 9:38 PM | Message # 47 |
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If Lil B is Based God then you can call me Based Jesus/
Eating tortellini with like 3 types of cheeses/
I'll eat a pussy rapper like a bag of Reese's Pieces/
Oh, wait, I forgot I don't like peanut butter....
Anyways, shit on a rapper's chest, real feces/
This is a dissertation so, yo, check the thesis/
I shit on rappers twice, leave shit stains in the creases/
Fuck a rapper with no lube, no, I didn't use no greases/
You don't like my style nor do your nephews and nieces/
But at least I got some cars on like 50 different leases/
At least it's me I'm in this country legally, got my Visa/
Get a bitch to suck my dick like every day, Mona Lisa/
Then I go down to the store to eat a pizza/
And I bust on a bitch's chest, skeet-skeet her/
Whether she's a hobo ass bitch and a skeezer/
Or fine dime ass model, yeah, a diva/
Then after I please her, yeah, you know I leave her/
Not before I damn up the river with her beaver/
I'm so sick I think I'm 'bout to have a seizure/
I need to take a little bit of Aleve for-/
-relief or it'll be my sincere belief or-/
Assertion that I will leave emcees on knees hurting/
With the bitches squirting. Dirty like Joe Dirt and-/
I am not your everyday hologram of a person/
I'm on planet Jupiter. Rhymes will not get stupider/
So dumb, I ain't got no brain, call me cupid or-/
-Saint Valentine. No you can't handle mine/
My style that is. You know that you've got no backbone or spine/
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 18/Feb/11, 3:07 AM | Message # 48 |
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okay kids, enough with the gay vids/
aphids ate your brain you vegetable. should've went to Avis/
to rent a car, drive down the boulevard eating Famous Amos/
as you chomped him to bits i bet he didn't appreciate it/
you can call me a sadist, but i'm not into masochism/
or you can call me a genius because i have a mass of wisdom/
or you can suck on my penis because i have a massive erection/
just look at my bloody hands while i give your mom a C-section/
i'm fucking you in the ass, screaming at it: "BLEED RECTUM!!!"/
then when i finish i tell you that i have three questions/
one: did you know that this is what i get paid to do?/
two: you received, so would you say that this is only gay for you?/
and three: this question is the most important to say too --/
-- what would you say if i explained that i injected AIDS in you?/
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EverGlazed |
Date: Friday, 04/Mar/11, 12:11 PM | Message # 49 |
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Just a lil thing im workin' on, wrote this today.. "Oh my gosh this weed is delicious, an' totally nutritious.
If I was superstitious, I'd think it fictitious, like a nun with no knickers... (Knickers is our word for women's underwear.lol)
http://www.youtube.com/user/EverGlazed?feature=mhum
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| Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 0:05 AM | Message # 50 |
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(Intro)
guy one: Hey man what ya doing?
guy two: Nothin just having a wank.
guy one:.......um......what?
guy two: *wanking noises* yeah man watching porn having a wank.
guy one:...right......... Ayyo i must confess, I love a large set of breast, Yeah chicks who can suck your dick
like it's a piece of corn, yo im talking about porn, That hardcore raw porn, a chick with her legs
in the air her back on the floor, giving head to 10 guys or more yeah i love....porn!
I sit back everyday after work, and me my dick start to go "work" in front of my laptop
im leaving cum spots on my caps-lock, sometimes i can't believe what i discover, sites
like "meanbitches" or "milfhunter", having a whack is my daily routine, My girlfriend hate's me when
she finds me pulling my cock, with one of her tops,(t-shirt) im such a pervert i i jerk my cock in porn
shops, over a dvd set box, hell yes i love to watch porn, from dusk to dawn, if im not laying my girl
on the floor, im kicking back watching porn, ,,,yeah i love it, cause it doesn't cost you a thing,
you don't have to buy it a diamond ring or be in love, you don't even have to buy her a drink
at the pub, just go on line, and you'll be find pullin your dick, over some hardcore porn flicks.
yes porn you gotta love it.
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 2:53 PM | Message # 51 |
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Quote (Erratic-Methodz) im leaving cum spots on my caps-lock 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| road2dariches |
Date: Saturday, 24/Dec/11, 1:15 AM | Message # 52 |
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I'm not an M.C. or rapper. But i wrote this on the train the other day
It's nothing great just something i wrote. This is my first time as well.
It's been about one hour sitting on this train, passing towns watching the rain.
I felt something sticky now I'm trying to rack my brain, Is that toothpaste or a cum stain.
I'm getting looked by a girl who looks so sweet, but she opened her mouth and damn she's got no
teeth, i arrived at south beach grab a bite to eat. But what a big mistake now my gut hurts and a big
shit is what i need to take, now i'm covering toilet bowls with brown paint. I'm waiting for the next train
to take me home, thinking in my head damn i should of drove.
g'day
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| Greeny |
Date: Saturday, 24/Dec/11, 5:53 AM | Message # 53 |
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Quote (road2dariches) Is that toothpaste or a cum stain.
lolol, always makes you wonder 
:)
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| Treach |
Date: Sunday, 23/Sep/12, 11:52 AM | Message # 54 |
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yeah huh wazazazaza
listen to my rap ha ha ha ha
cus im a
raging mage a wizard
slither like a lizard
literally have ya chin chiseled
carve a questionmark in ya
have ya lookin riddled
come hither, take your girl, come with her
so i can meddle in her middle fiddle with her clitor
stick my dick in her shitter
for a sec i thought my dick was little
then i realized its just her ass, its big as britain
and thought to myself oh how fitting
started hitting til i heard the sphincter start ripping
harder i was gripping as my pace started quickening
i was spitting on that ass and flipping her so fast
it looked like she was spinning
10 seconds had passed and i was shooting confetti out my dick end
whats my motherfucking name, charles dickens
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
Message edited by Treach - Sunday, 23/Sep/12, 11:57 AM
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| Treach |
Date: Sunday, 23/Sep/12, 11:53 AM | Message # 55 |
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Posts: 1339
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bitch
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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