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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 25/Jul/09, 9:20 PM | Message # 556 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) ^"Dont you watch dateline? He probably has a dick dude!"
well i see no bludge near that area unless its the same size as Erik's.....how do I kno that??...Erik's penis was used for that scene in Scary Movie when the killer placed that picture in that guy's locker
I wasnt supposed to expose that...but oh well.....
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| El_Matador |
Date: Sunday, 26/Jul/09, 9:24 AM | Message # 557 |
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MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 21/Aug/09, 7:05 AM | Message # 558 |
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This thread is immortal.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 11:54 AM | Message # 559 |
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I've been yesterday on date with lesbian girl. She was HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT and kinda.... different. We went after date on some party where she introduced me to ALOT of her lesbian friends!  Gotta figure out how to turn em straight on one night lololol But that lesbian girl I had date with was a real deal
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| Watcher |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 12:32 PM | Message # 560 |
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 12:47 PM | Message # 561 |
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Quote (Watcher) http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=wapo5c&s=3 LMAO LMAO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gooood one, I was cracking up few minutes with no pause  ok, now tell me how to turn her straight
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 1:11 PM | Message # 562 |
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Quote (El_Matador) LMAO LMAO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gooood one, I was cracking up few minutes with no pause ok, now tell me how to turn her straight No idea, I'd ask Super Cock but he scares me a bit
Message edited by TheWatcher - Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 1:11 PM
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| Uncharted |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 1:22 PM | Message # 563 |
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all last week i was trying to get this girl i really liked at my art class i wanted advice from my friends but the all they really said was "go talk to her" so i tried to spark a normal conversaton to her and give her nice compliments then i asked her out.She said no :(.....then my friends told me that she said to tell me that she doesnt like me "giving her compliments" or "being too nice" i was like ok wtf then? i try to spark good conversation but she was reluctant and being stuck up.this is why i hate surburban girls.Anyway, later last week on friday, my friend gave me a note i thought it was from the girl i tried to go out with, the note said that it was from her and it said that she would go out with me.Next thing i know, my friend tricked my ass saying it was from him and he was laughing his ass off.i was pissed and i called him a faggot.So tell me why dont girls my age like nice compliments and conversation? how can i do better with this?
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 2:28 PM | Message # 564 |
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Quote (Uncharted) all last week i was trying to get this girl i really liked at my art class i wanted advice from my friends but the all they really said was "go talk to her" so i tried to spark a normal conversaton to her and give her nice compliments then i asked her out.She said no :(.....then my friends told me that she said to tell me that she doesnt like me "giving her compliments" or "being too nice" i was like ok wtf then? i try to spark good conversation but she was reluctant and being stuck up.this is why i hate surburban girls.Anyway, later last week on friday, my friend gave me a note i thought it was from the girl i tried to go out with, the note said that it was from her and it said that she would go out with me.Next thing i know, my friend tricked my ass saying it was from him and he was laughing his ass off.i was pissed and i called him a faggot.So tell me why dont girls my age like nice compliments and conversation? how can i do better with this? maybe you gave her too much compliments?
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| Uncharted |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 4:47 PM | Message # 565 |
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naw not too many compliments
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 7:53 PM | Message # 566 |
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Quote (Joker13) bitches like what they can't have... go figure Master Joker is right, tell her she's ugly first.
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 8:35 PM | Message # 567 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) Master Joker is right, tell her she's ugly first. "Ugh, damn bitch, you're ugly as a motherfucka... you made me sick from the first sight... maybe you would like to make me sick once again, tonight, in the movies?" ^^^^^
True gentleman talk, she'll love it
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| Uncharted |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 8:58 PM | Message # 568 |
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so it is true? disrespecting them then doing something polite to them turns them on? this same exact advice was on family guy.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 9:07 PM | Message # 569 |
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Quote (Uncharted) all last week i was trying to get this girl i really liked at my art class i wanted advice from my friends but the all they really said was "go talk to her" so i tried to spark a normal conversaton to her and give her nice compliments then i asked her out.She said no :(.....then my friends told me that she said to tell me that she doesnt like me "giving her compliments" or "being too nice" i was like ok wtf then? i try to spark good conversation but she was reluctant and being stuck up.this is why i hate surburban girls.Anyway, later last week on friday, my friend gave me a note i thought it was from the girl i tried to go out with, the note said that it was from her and it said that she would go out with me.Next thing i know, my friend tricked my ass saying it was from him and he was laughing his ass off.i was pissed and i called him a faggot.So tell me why dont girls my age like nice compliments and conversation? how can i do better with this? maybe just give it time and leave it, yeah i think sometimes girls think that if a guy is being too nice he's not being honest, or he's just saying those things to be nice, it can even be a bit annoying if someone is too nice, imagine you had someone come up to you and they said nothing but nice things all the time, you'd think what the hell is wrong with this guy i can tell he's not being honest.
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 9:24 PM | Message # 570 |
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Quote (Uncharted) so it is true? disrespecting them then doing something polite to them turns them on? this same exact advice was on family guy. Family guy never lies, if it's on there that means it's the truth, period! Quote (EmSeeD) maybe just give it time and leave it, yeah i think sometimes girls think that if a guy is being too nice he's not being honest, or he's just saying those things to be nice, it can even be a bit annoying if someone is too nice, imagine you had someone come up to you and they said nothing but nice things all the time, you'd think what the hell is wrong with this guy i can tell he's not being honest. It's not just that it's that if you do that you risk coming off too needy or what ever, it's like once I was talking to some chick and she kept saying shit like.. "I think I'll go to sleep naked later on" "Ugh, my breasts are too big" "If you fuck me you wouldn't have to use a condom because I'm on the pill".. (That did it for me, if she'll let anyone fuck her without a rubber she's probably got aids, chlamydia, herpes and what ever else you can think of. I asked her about it too and she said "Oh, well I always ask first like.. do you have aids?"
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