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Lord Meth Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 9:30 PM | Message # 571

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u can get ANY girl with the following traits:

1. if u ride a motorcycle
2. smoke cigarettes
3. gaze aimlessly into the horizon
4. always have a deep, strong serious face
5. kick jukeboxes to play music
6. have ur hair gelled 24/7
7. wear a black leather jacket
8. keep ur hands in ur pockets unless:
1. ur snapping
2. combing ur gelled hair
9. and finally come up with a catch phrase

with these steps ANY girl will want u...trust the way of the Fonz

EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 9:32 PM | Message # 572

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only faggots like to much asshole...

lol true, assholes are usually full of shit, just like family guy


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TheWatcher Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 9:40 PM | Message # 573

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LOL nah, i never beleived in being a total asshole just being a limited amount of asshole and you should be fine too much asshole is not good for anyone only faggots like to much asshole...

Yeah, like if she asks you if she's fat, tell her straight up! (Unless she really is, then you may want to steer clear of that.) I sometimes say things like that but I'm not necessarily being 100% serious with it. Oh and Uncharted, too much asshole would be someone who beats her the fuck up among other things, that's only for after marriage once you've both grown a bit older.

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lol true, assholes are usually full of shit, just like family guy

Hold up now.. Let's just have some frozen yogurt and calm ourselves down. Some people just aren't ready for the truth (Family Guy). I was just playin with that tho don't worry I really don't follow it like the bible lol.

ilikebacon3000 Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 10:34 PM | Message # 574

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3. gaze aimlessly into the horizon

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2. smoke cigarettes

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4. always have a deep, strong serious face

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1. if u ride a motorcycle

Close enough!

*Note:The first one seriously was taken by chance. Great picture in my opinion.


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 29/Aug/09, 11:00 PM | Message # 575

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4. always have a deep, strong serious face

Erik trully got this kind of face lololol



MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

ilikebacon3000 Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 0:00 AM | Message # 576

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I bet your used to being in that position.
In front of him and all lol. down there....


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El_Matador Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 8:54 AM | Message # 577

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I bet your used to being in that position.
In front of him and all lol. down there....

it was on RHHF convention in LA :D
everyone was there, gaying around


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

ilikebacon3000 Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 4:52 PM | Message # 578

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Man fuck teenage girls all they do is lead you the fuck on and fuck with your head.
It's bullshit.
I think it's time I become a celebate philosphing non-speaking monk.
It would make shit alot easier.


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TheWatcher Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 4:57 PM | Message # 579

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Man fuck teenage girls all they do is lead you the fuck on and fuck with your head.
It's bullshit.
I think it's time I become a celebate philosphing non-speaking monk.
It would make shit alot easier.

Or a rapist :D

Menace Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 5:06 PM | Message # 580

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Or a rapist

yeah that would be more suitable for him

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Man fuck teenage girls all they do is lead you the fuck on and fuck with your head.
It's bullshit.

well excuse me if your dumb enough to fall for their bullshit the major point is to get them bent over and nothing else at your age no bullshit no talk


Uncharted Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 5:31 PM | Message # 581

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idk yall i still thinking about her , im trying not to but for some reason i still have feelings for the girl i tried to go out with last week. im not trying to sound pussy or anything but damn man.its crazy

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El_Matador Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 7:02 PM | Message # 582

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yeah that would be more suitable for him

LMFAO!!!!!!

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idk yall i still thinking about her , im trying not to but for some reason i still have feelings for the girl i tried to go out with last week. im not trying to sound pussy or anything but damn man.its crazy

you're just in love, thats all. no shame in the game.


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Menace Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 7:06 PM | Message # 583

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idk yall i still thinking about her , im trying not to but for some reason i still have feelings for the girl i tried to go out with last week. im not trying to sound pussy or anything but damn man.its crazy

it's just a phase at your age this is bound to happen you will forget her like you will forget all of them


SnoopG79 Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 7:42 PM | Message # 584

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I would have to concur with Menace on this but just give it time my dude. Where's there's one, there's plenty of other good girls out there homie. If she doesn't wanna go out with you, that might just be a sign telling you she aint worth it.

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Uncharted Date: Sunday, 30/Aug/09, 7:47 PM | Message # 585

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idk dude, i think im just in love lol, but i hope i forget her soon if she reallly shows that she doesnt want me.

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