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The dream thread
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 19/Apr/09, 10:40 PM | Message # 16 |
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Quote (sodr2) the feeling i had when i woke up and realized it was just a dream felt like a miracle, lol
i've had that feeling once i had this dream there were these 3 metro sexual dudes who parked on our driveway late at night and were doing this annoying shit and playing some gay ass house music and laughing out loud etc, then one guy climbed up on the roof and was shining one of those laser light things in through the window into my eyes to annoy me and i got all pissed off. So next thing the dream cuts to where they're in a range rover in a parking lot and i'm stalking them to catch them and possibly kill them or just beat them up idk lol but i woke up around then. damn.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 19/Apr/09, 10:43 PM | Message # 17 |
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anyway i got that dream coz i had watched a skit on comedy central from an old saturday night live episode where jim carey and two other guys were acting like some metro sexual dudes etc. also i had a friend who kinda acted like that and he used to drive a range rover and could be annoying. the part with them being on our driveway and being loud an annoying came from me thinking about how i got drunk and walked out onto the driveway and was shouting some shit out loud and annoying the neighbours on easter weekend. (i won't do that again)
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 19/Apr/09, 11:22 PM | Message # 18 |
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I hate wet dreams the most!
You wake up right before the good part!
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 9:10 AM | Message # 19 |
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Last night I had wost dream ever. A fuckin' nightmare. I was about to fuck some girl and I didn't notice she had teeths like a wolf in her pussy lips. When I put it inside my dick was decapitated.
Believe it or not. I woke up screamin', in cold sweat. I'm afraid when I think about it. My cock - decapitated!!! 
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 4:59 PM | Message # 20 |
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lol my friend had a dream once that this girl was in his shower and he was like damn thats a hot girl, and then she turned around she had 2 dicks and another dick on her belly button LMAO!!!
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| Render215 |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 5:07 PM | Message # 21 |
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LOL... i'm tellin you... That vagina/slash teeth thing is a common fear among men... The one's who admit it anyway.. I honestly don't know what to make of it.. lol
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 6:08 PM | Message # 22 |
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Quote (NtG) lol my friend had a dream once that this girl was in his shower and he was like damn thats a hot girl, and then she turned around she had 2 dicks and another dick on her belly button LMAO!!! loooool longer than his own dick? Quote (Render215) LOL... i'm tellin you... That vagina/slash teeth thing is a common fear among men... The one's who admit it anyway.. I honestly don't know what to make of it.. lol cry yeah, Im afraid to go to sleep tonight. LOL
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 6:54 PM | Message # 23 |
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Quote (El_Matador) loooool longer than his own dick?
i doubt it, the dudes black! 
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 7:16 PM | Message # 24 |
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Quote (NtG) i doubt it, the dudes black! tongue You know, in your dreams impossible is possible. LMAO Quote (8Diagrams) I had a dream that I was raped by the Joker surprised You liked that?
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 7:42 PM | Message # 25 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) You liked that? Ok, I admit I wasn't really raped, but I was kind of his slave. Russell's (8Diagrams) nightmare: Imagine Russell being a Joker's slave and Joker with a whip and a barrel of vaseline singin' "If you be good to me, ooooh I'll be good to you and we'll both ride home in my automobile"
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MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 20/Apr/09, 8:27 PM | Message # 26 |
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Quote (El_Matador) You know, in your dreams impossible is possible. LMAO
wasnt my dream lol
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| UniteC |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Apr/09, 2:02 AM | Message # 27 |
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its kinda weird but almost all my dreams are my dreams in the future...
thing i want...
my goals n shizzz....
but i do have some wierd azz ones...
"Flows got the breeze on my clothes got the scent of trees/
i lay back and blow sax like kenny G'g/" "Whole body blingin' like 3PO nigga..." 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Apr/09, 3:45 PM | Message # 28 |
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great now all my dreams look gay coz of the name change
http://chirbit.com/emseed
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| I_Guy |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Apr/09, 3:47 PM | Message # 29 |
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We all know that each of our end is near; the question is do we accept the end of our living existence, or do we accept our existence as dead men...
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Apr/09, 3:59 PM | Message # 30 |
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i changed it to weirt dream last night to see if anyone would notice
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