anyway i had a bunch of weird dreams that were interesting but i forgot most of them, but one dream i did remember was, i dreamt this guy was fucking this chick through the back of her throat, at first i saw his dickhead coming out through her mouth and was like wtf how can his dick be coming out through her mouth, then saw she had some kind of bad scar on the back of her neck which meant she had a small hole in the back of her neck, the guy was fucking her through that hole and his dick was coming out through the front of her mouth. i woke up turned to the other side and slept on that side to have some different dreams

1st dream:

i was walking up a street not far from my house, i see a woman walking with three black poodles in front of her, i don't think any of them had leashes, the poodle had the back may have had half a leash, anyway i'm looking at these three black poodles running towards me thinking wtf, why are there three black poodles and why are they just running like that toward me, next thing this lady jumps out of the bushes and goes "BOO!" and scares the hell out of me and i woke up, she was wearing a black beanie and had face paint on like an All Blacks Rugby supporter would wear.

2nd dream, (another one to do with a dog):

i'm at some fancy place, there's this huge as light brown dog, idk what the name for the dog is but it was fuckin huge and scary, anyway it starts running around the mainsion freely barking and growling, it looks at me and growls at me, i'm thinking wtf this dog is gonna attack me why won't someone do something where the hell is its owner, it growls but never actually does anything. Next thing its owner Suge Knight comes along and starts talking to the dog like you would a baby or maybe puppy, he picks up the huge dog and carries it in his arms and then starts kissing the dog, whats disgusting is he then starting giving the dog tongue. I say to him man thats fuckin disgusting, he says to me "well i'm a man and this is the best tongue kiss i've ever gotten". Anyway i walk out of there next thing i'm on the street of my grandmothers house and for some reason i now have the damn dog and i'm walking it down the street, the dog is now more of a white and brown color, and then i actually pick up the dog like you would a baby and carry it down the street. i'm walking it down the street and then next thing instead of a dog i'm walking along side a boy, this boy has ginger hair, he's a weird kid. something in my head says this guy is a suspected serial killer and the reason i'm walking with him is because i'm supposed to become his friend and turn him into more of a normal person by being a friend to him. anyway we're walking down the street and he's saying all these weird things, we walk up the road and i just feel kinda weirded out, so anyway i turn around and go to walk back him, he comes with me and then confesses to me "yes its true i did kill that police officer, i am a killer". i think to myself oh shit i better just act calm and then never see this guy again, so i'm walking home, but i'm worried he's now going to kill me, he's got a little stick in his hand and he's scraping it along the pavement, it snaps. i'm watching this from by looking at his shadow because he's walking behind me, i think to myself "oh phew its just a little stick. next thing i see his shadow reach behind his back he pulls what looked like two bamboo sticks tied together to make one thick bamboo stick, he pulls his arm up and it looks like he's about to hit me, so i quickly run for my life up the road to my grandmothers house. i woke up at that time

2. The scariest dream I ever had. It was weird, because I was about 10-11 and I had paternal feelings in this dream.
It was on this really rocky beach (don't know english term) with large 'puts' everywhere. I'm there as my father (or me in the future) and my son (which would be me or my future son). My son is just running around and playing, I look away for a moment, and suddenly he's gone, and something indicates that it was a gigantic squid that took him into one of these puts. I run over there and look down in the water, but there is no hope.
You know the feeling when you lose your baby sister out of sight in suburbans of a large city.
My only phobia is the dark ocean, probably connected with the dream one way or the other.

I'm a lucid dreamer, so in when something is leading up to a nightmare, I turn into a hero and of course I kick ass.
That reminds me of a short scene of another dream. Wolf like hounds are attacking, and I go out and hunt them the fudge down.

and its not only becuz i dont remeber them becuz i know when I dream whether i remember them or not.

I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!

anyway i think it started out i was actually with ilikebacon and someone else, i can't remember what happened but those two turned into two old friends of mine in real life, i won't put their names here though.
i think there was a tree house or something, but we were in like a bright white room, everything else was just white, anyway we climbed up it, i went up first, they came up later but something happened and one friend told me to go down and get something for him, as i went down i held on to a piece of wood but the nail started coming out and i was about to fall, but i think they found it funny, anyway i started falling down while the song show me the good life was playing, as i fell down the wood i was holding on to turned into like this string of balloons, except when i looked up, it was actually all these little people singing the chorus of the song and they were all stuck together by different colour bubble gum, it was weird as fuck, the bubble gum was stretching down as i was holding it and it lowered me down to the ground while the little people tied together with bubble gum were singing the chorus. as i went to go out and get something, there was a garage door, the other friend said hey look out, i was trapped and didn't know which way to go, coz it was my other friend who was lowering the garage door to trap me, i could have stayed in a dark room or tried to go out for freedom, i was in two minds, my other friend said to slide out, the one lowering the door said to stay inside, i listened to my other friend and went to slide out to the light but ended up getting caught by the lowering door and it sort of crushed me then i woke up

anyway this is the song if you haven't heard it

1st dream i remember last night:

some birds eating worms from what looked like the carcus of a giant bird, it was like the huge beak of a dead bird

2nd dream i remember last night

last night i had a dream where i was at the same old friends how, we had some kind of masks, there was another person on a couch across from me who put the mask over their face but it was like just cardboard, they folded the cardboard in the shape of a funnel that covered their face. we were drinking beer and i decided to roll up a ball of paper and throw it into the funnel as a joke, i went to throw it, then my friends next to me quickly threw some small paper balls but they missed. i threw a big paper ball and it went into the funnel and landed on them. the person took off the cardboard and it was some hot blonde chick and she got really pissed off at me, she started yelling at me about how it wasn't funny and saying all this harsh shit, i tried to say something back but she kept yelling and saying i was gonna die soon and that i'm going bald lol. i looked at my friends asking them wtf was that about, this guy next to me who i don't know and have never met, (in the dream i was a friend of my friends), said that they were trying to set me up with the girl and they had told the guy i was some big muscley guy and told her all these lies about me etc and the stuck up bitch was all pissed off lol. i can't remember what happened after that

i know i had more dreams last night too but i don't remember them